Blogs Fall Under This, Too, So Readers Remember This as You Go Along.
General Reader’s Warning
To Be Affixed to All Reading Materials
Perusal of this literature
May be hazardous to your health.
The following are among the risks entailed.
Possibility of leaving domestic tasks undone
Neglecting spouses, children, plants, pets.
Denying need to eat, of overeating,
Disregarding any strenuous exercise.
Probability of causing life dissatisfaction,
Creating need for more private time,
Loss of oral communication skills,
Disinterest in video arts.
However, there is evidence
Averred by avid readers
Suggesting there may also be these positive gains:
An enriched vocabulary,
A greater field of knowledge,
More productive periods of concentration,
A release of imaginative tension.
An inexpensive form of entertainment,
A lesser dependency on others,
Motivation for positive life altering change,
Still more to enjoy.
So should you choose to read,
Do so at your own risk.
© Jo Ann J. A. Jordan