My Scores on the Alcohol Test…

Bourbon
Congratulations! You’re 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (95).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 44% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 93% on wine index
You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

Go here to take it yourself: The Alcohol Knowledge Test. The best score I have seen so far is on Paste and Color by MCP herself.

Smiles,
Jo Ann

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  1. #1 by Jo Ann on March 27, 2005 - 10:15 am

    I had to take it again to save my scores and scored higher this time…You scored higher than 47% on proof You scored higher than 91% on beer index You scored higher than 94% on wine index You scored higher than 94% on liquor index Oh, well… Still Boubon…Smiles,Jo Ann

  2. #2 by Jo Ann on March 27, 2005 - 10:24 am

    I forgot to add that I am 111 proof this time…Now I will quit bugging you about this.Smiles,Jo Ann

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